Agriculture Pun Lovers Pillows

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

They're Brazillian!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'