Farm Pun Lovers Prints

If the barn's a rocking, don't come a knocking!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow Pat Planning

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Re-Tail.

Peripheral vision cow

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Hen counts her blessings.

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"