Farm Life Storyteller Pillows

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Dedication to excellence....

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

You complete me!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

You must un-learn bowel control!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cheesie Rider

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.