Farm Frequenters Pillows

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Pull the udder one

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Wild Cow.

I've located your problem, luv!

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'