Farm Frequenters Pillows

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

An early space launch attempt.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

I've located your problem, luv!

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'