Farm Fabulist Mugs

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

Cow Pinatas

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'The sty is falling!!'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Fresh off the Farm.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Domestic Animals.