Farm Fabulist T-Shirts

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Fresh off the Farm.

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Some genetically engineered pig