Fare Hike Humorist Pillows

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Bob's Driving School.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'