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"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

Hunding

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Let's try a little role play."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'