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"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Fancy Dress Box

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Hunding

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Let's try a little role play."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'