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"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Turtle Home

'This is close enough.'

Realty. Remember

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'They're playing house.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

House for Sale.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!