Fantasy Folk T-Shirts

Stepping out on Halloween.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Giant Monster in Bath

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Location, location, location!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

William Tell Executions.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Medieval King

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Spinning violinist

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret