Fantasy Folk Prints

Stepping out on Halloween.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Giant Monster in Bath

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Art Garfunkel.

Location, location, location!

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

William Tell Executions.

Medieval King

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."