Fantasy Festival-goer T-Shirts

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cariactures

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Chano Pozo,

Clown Face Painting

"Free Bird!"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Pearly King and Queen

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Liam Gallagher.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.