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'You want Goya - around the corner.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Raincloud Umbrella

Late BroomStick

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Where the wild things were."

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The Beard in the Stone

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Stonehenge Explained