Fantasy And Whimsy Pillows

Magic mushroom

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Golf escape.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Balloon Man

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

War games.

Guest Houses.

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Candlelit dinner.

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."