Fantasy And Whimsy Prints

Magic mushroom

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Golf escape.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Balloon Man

"Guard coming."

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

War games.

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Realistic balloon animals.

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Guest Houses.

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'