Fans Of Playful Predicaments Gifts

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

'Toss the caper.'

An injury to hide from the ladies.

Ledge Rescue Service

A Salesperson's Dilemma

The Latest in Airbags

Animals on a see-saw.

"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

Double Trouble

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"I'm going to be rich, sis! Tonight I'm going to put grandma's false teeth under my pillow for the tooth fairy!"

"Did he sin?"

'Have you been complaining to the baker about leaving the bread outside?'

"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."

'Do you think maybe it's not a good idea to wear a red plaid sports coat to a funeral?' 'It is if it's the only sports coat you've got left that fits. I'll just try to look extra somber.'

A man late for his bus