Fans Of Jeremy Clarkson's Antics Gifts

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

A Cow Striptease

'What's that funny smell?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Lou Reed

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

Coping with Normalcy

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

'Of course we charge triple!'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"You're not stepping on it right."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'Who's there?'

"Sorry, it's not personal."

"I love a man with street smarts."

Introducing Roach-Hab.