Fans Of Infernal Matchups Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Skate or die."

Lovers

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Lion v Kiwi.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"This should be hilarious."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Spectators at a coliseum

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

This one is yours!

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Leaf duel.

'Howitzers at dawn.'

Man being prodded into hell by a demon meets a charity collector with clipboard, asking: 'Hello, could I have five minutes of your time?'

'Toupee !!'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but your husband was killed in a pitcher's duel.'

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

'And she needs to be a complete bitch.'