Fans Of Duality Tales Gifts

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Most valuable element.

Fishing Boat Derby

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

Crossing the thin line into show business

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Baron de Munchausen

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

"Tell me a whopper."

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

Fishing Stories

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

A royal helps their injured footman carry their palanquin

'Yeah, I know. Every fish you catch is a monster!'