Fans Of Duality Tales Mugs

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Most valuable element.

Fishing Boat Derby

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Crossing the thin line into show business

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

Baron de Munchausen

Paul's Bunions

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

"Tell me a whopper."

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

Fishing Stories

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Assassin/Cartoonist

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

"No. You can't sue each other for identity theft. . . You're identical twins!"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

A royal helps their injured footman carry their palanquin