Fancy Pillow Aficionado T-Shirts

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pirate

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Den Furniture

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Little boy dragon

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.