Fancy Pillow Aficionado Pillows

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pirate

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Den Furniture

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Costume Party.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Little boy dragon

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.