Fanaticism Gifts

'I don't think I'll ever really be happy again.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Campaign for Plain English

Bowled over again!

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant Monster in Bath

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Currently Boston

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter