Phrase Fanatics Gifts

Campaign for Plain English

Why us? Nobody else has to get in a row.

Shiver me timbers

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant Monster in Bath

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Science fiction fans on other planets