Fanatic Fanfare Pillows

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Prize vegetables.

Campaign for Plain English

Bowled over again!

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Currently Boston

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Back to the Holidays

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Shavuot - Like!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

Sabrage

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Silent music

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"They grow up so quickly."

Devil holding balloons