Fan Of Unexpected Joy Pillows

'How can you not like elevator music?'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Woof"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Prosthetic snake.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Football Boomerang.

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...