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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Meet the author"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Skate or die."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the kiddy!"

"El muy mal perro"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'