Fan Of Skeletons Pillows

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"