Fan Of Humor Gifts

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

Three Kings brings gifts (Teddy bears etc )

'OOOH can i have your autograph please Tom?!' 'YEAH me to please Tom, me to!' CEILING FANS

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Man using leaf blower is blowing ghosts out of a graveyard.

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

"Now what d'yer intend doing now I've told yer I'm broke?"

'This is the 'Mother Flame' - three for a pound down the market.'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'You really should believe in yourself.'

Painting Chess Players

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'It's the Psychic Network - they say they KNOW you've been meaning to call!'

'Where's the spare tire, Jack?'

'Hello! We're the Anderson's. We just wanted to welcome you to the neighbourhood and stop y to give you a fruit fly basket.'

A disembodied head is reading a book over a man's shoulder.

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Raised by Dogs

Suffering from Cooties?

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Hon, I'm home!'

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."