Fan Of Historical References Pillows

"I'll fire up the Franklin stove and put in a Ken Burns film. You pick out a nice port from the wine cellar."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Knight Golfing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sundial Time

"It is we."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The First Fire Stick

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.