Fan Of Historical References Mugs

"I'll fire up the Franklin stove and put in a Ken Burns film. You pick out a nice port from the wine cellar."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Servicemen.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Knight Golfing

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Where was the TSA?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"It is we."

The First Fire Stick

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sundial Time

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Lord George brings news of the debate

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"