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Nanook's Demolition Co.

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

Tin Man boiling water in his head on a stove.

Man using dog as windscreen wiper

Tapeworm: 'So...what's a nice Girl like you doing in a Bowel like this?'

Closing Laugh Rowing Society

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Hydrant Fire

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

The Bonvoy Age...

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."