Fan Of Absurd Humor T-Shirts

Nanook's Demolition Co.

'And Mr Zilla here is our number cruncher par excellence.'

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

Tin Man boiling water in his head on a stove.

Man using dog as windscreen wiper

Tapeworm: 'So...what's a nice Girl like you doing in a Bowel like this?'

Closing Laugh Rowing Society

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Hydrant Fire

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Boomerang cow.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Franz Kafka

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."