Fan Engagement Gifts

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bowled over again!

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

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'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Arizona In Black

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

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Fan-Centric Stadium

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Policing the Police