Fan Ejector Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

cayetana de alba

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

When beavers dream.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

I'm your biggest fan.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Fox Operated Fan

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Heat Wave Podium

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

Big B: implode...explode.

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Very little fan fair.

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

The Romans invade Britain.

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Wind-Up Fan