Famous Last Words Fan Gifts

Famous Last Wor...

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'A cheeky red?'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Hanging off every word...

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

OMG.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

A big dog at lectern.

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

'Get a pen and paper quick, I'm about to say something witty before I die!'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

Live long and prosper.

"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."