Family Visit Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh honey! Look what your sister sent us."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

A couple with a new baby

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'