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"Oh honey! Look what your sister sent us."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

I love my family!

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

It's a Boy

"She looks just like in your photos."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

One of Many California Gene Pools

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Family.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'