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"You wouldn't think they would allow language like that at a time when grandparents are likely to be watching."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

TV: 'The following program is rated 'G', with parental discretion advised for the commercials.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Mr. Kong?'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

Julianne Moore,

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

'Not another war film.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."