Family Vacation Fun-seeker Gifts

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

Beach con-man.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Summertime

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Happy holidays for kids.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I mean...'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.