Family Vacation Fun-seeker Gifts

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

Beach con-man.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Summertime

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Happy holidays for kids.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."