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"Hang in there, kids this family sticks together."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

You never caw.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Freak Family.

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Solidarity with the family

BIG BUSINESS: "He's going places in this company - his father owns it!"

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

"Please understand, the Queen has thousands of kids. It's not practical to expect her to kiss you all goodnight every night..."

"When you kiss me Daddy, your whiskers tickle me!"

'That's what you get for reaching in the cookie jar.'

Attorneys in deep

'Are you sure your grandpa REALLY got your nose?'

"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

"Childhood nicknames and pinched cheeks...I knew there was a reason I didn't like family gatherings."

Thanksgiving Smackdown

"Happy Mothers Day."

"Your family is pretty messed up."