Family Values Fan T-Shirts

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

At the market

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Family traits.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We moved here for the schools."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Freak Family.

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Going to the pub with kids...

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Wednesday wave.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

Biting Zoo

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"