Family Values Fan T-Shirts

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

At the market

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Family traits.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

You never caw.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We moved here for the schools."

Freak Family.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Going to the pub with kids...

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

'Wednesday wave.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Biting Zoo

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"