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At last, Lonnie Edwards discovers his long lost brother.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I mean...'

'He's got your nose.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Are we there yet?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Baby in Bike Basket

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Too Short Vacation Ahead

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.