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At last, Lonnie Edwards discovers his long lost brother.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I mean...'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'He's got your nose.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Are we there yet?'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Baby in Bike Basket

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.