Family Scheduling Pillows

Hi! I'm setting up a carpool for field hockey practice? Tuesdays and Fridays? Great!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Work Life Balance.

'Is he expecting you?'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.