Family Planning Explorers Prints

'They're not reliable.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Grounded

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'I'm an atheist!'

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'OK...now what?'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Lesbians for Christ

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test