Fertility Explorers Prints

'I think the fertility drug is starting to work but I'm still not pregnant.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

The Evolution Of Man.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Great, now we're lost."

'We've created a teenager!'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'They're not reliable.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Science and mothers day

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

Completing the Beast

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

Your parents created a talking gerbil to save their marriage? That's the gist of it. And it didn't work. They found that a talking gerbil can't help people overcome their real differences. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. If only I'd been a better rodent. Oh, how I used to talk back. Too weird. Still like me?

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!