Fertility Explorers Pillows

'I think the fertility drug is starting to work but I'm still not pregnant.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

The Evolution Of Man.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'We've created a teenager!'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'They're not reliable.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Science and mothers day

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Completing the Beast

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

"Here's my report card. . . I'll be staying with friends for a few days!"