Family Planning Explorer Prints

"It's probably for people who don't want kids."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

New arrival

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'