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'They're not reliable.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Grounded

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Lesbians for Christ

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'OK...now what?'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'