Family Planning Advisor Gifts

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

New arrival

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

Lesbians for Christ

'OK...now what?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."