Family-oriented Gift Gifts

Family Pub - with Granddad, Granny, Parents, kids & baby all stumbling out drunkenly.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Proud Mum.

Future Micro MGR.

'For show and tell I downloaded our teacher's credit report from the internet,'

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Last year, Dad picked a damp cave for us to hibernate in! This year, you're in charge Darling: find us a dry cave...

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

Hand in hand walking towards the future

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

"I thought we had the sort of relationship where 'please' and 'thank you' were implicit."

"I've always been driven to succeed. Usually by my mom."

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'